The Name Is Mylo

Look I get tumblr is popular with the kids, but us older guys love the shit out of it too. I’m 35 and it’s fuckin’ amazing.

17.05.13

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#tumblr #old people #rants #announcement

I’m going to go to bed after another pointless night at work. If I don’t wake up I won’t complain much, but one of you must avenge me.

15.05.13

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#revenge #avenge me #pointless #instanity #suicide is painless #where the fuck did i go wrong?

Not to be callous, because I get how breast cancer is a horrible thing. I lost someone really special to me from it.

But… if someone like Brad Pitt or Jon Hamm went on TV and said “I have the gene for prostate cancer, so I cut off my balls before I could get it.”

Men across the country would look at each other, a little awkward like, and sort of mumble ”wow, sucks to be you bro.”

Cutting off our balls unless it’s a medical necessity is how we roll, there is no celebrity in the world that would get us to even entertain the thought of anything else.

15.05.13

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#angelina jolie #breast cancer #jon hamm #mastectomy

Anthony Weiner hires campaign manager.

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

letfreedomlulz:

kileyrae:

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First act: Confiscate his cell phone.

Good grief.

Can someone please tell this asshole that he is not allowed out of “time-out”?!

Look I know a lot of you out there aren’t liking Weiner. The dude fucked up. But I’m not liking Quinn a lot more, if she’s in office it’s a continuation of the same policies that’s driving the middle class out of NYC.

Despite his lapse in judgement Anthony Weiner fought for the middle class in congress. The guy has great ideas, and he has guts.

I’d like to say brass fuckin’ balls, but I know how that’ll be construed.

Just look at this video, and tell me that this isn’t the guy you want fighting for us in City Hall.

Give the guy a break and let him do what he does best, kick ass.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

15.05.13

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#anthony weiner #mayor #NYC #New York City #Congress #Middle Class

Look at what I found. What could have been.

11.05.13

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#lollapalooza #2004 #the pixies #what could have been

motherjones:

In the last week, at least a dozen petitions that appear to be penned by Chinese citizens have been submitted to the White House’s “We the People” petition site. They deal with everything from the Tiananmen Square massacre to banning a certain type of fried pancakes. Here are 7 of the craziest.

Hey China, I hate to tell you this but the Whitehouse petition site is for Star Wars related requests and nonsensical diatribes about Benghazi only.

Get your own Obama!

10.05.13

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#get your own obama #china #whitehouse petition #crazy #send in the marines #star wars #we need a death star dammit

wnyc:

The spire at 1776 feet atop WTC. Great picture from the daily beast twitter feed.

Yeah, great. So when are they going to turn it on? I would like to watch Channel 11 without wrapping my entire apartment in aluminum foil.

10.05.13

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#freedom tower #one world trade center #9-11 #tv #I use an antenna #I use an antenna it's free

Every bad review I’m reading about The Great Gatsby makes me want to watch it more so I can appreciate it like the fine film, Birdemic.

10.05.13

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#birdemic #riff trax #The Great Gatsby #specatular pieces of crap

Randy Jackson Leaving 'Idol' | TV Line

Oh noes… he’s going to have to do something for a living now.

(Source: popculturebrain)

10.05.13

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#Randy Jackson #spite #american idol

No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute…I tell you what you do, give [the reward] to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? […] 2203 Seymour. Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to—that little girl[.]

Ramsey guess what you earned….

Fuck yes, the Superman theme song in your honor!

No, no, no. Bro, I’m a Christian, an American, and just like you. We bleed same blood, put our pants on the same way. It’s just that you got to put that – being a coward, and I don’t want to get in nobody’s business. You got to put that away for a minute…I tell you what you do, give [the reward] to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? […] 2203 Seymour. Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to—that little girl[.]

Ramsey guess what you earned….

Fuck yes, the Superman theme song in your honor!

(Source: bubbleslayer, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

10.05.13

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#Superman #charles ramsey #hero #The hero we don't deserve but the hero we need

theworstroom:

McKibben Lofts, Bushwick, Brooklyn. $900.00

“Whoa what a deal!”

“we smoke inside!!!”

I was thinking about moving there too

10.05.13

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#mckibben lofts #bushwick #brooklyn #the rent is too damn high

Yes it’s a Dead Kennedys sort of day.

I was chatting with Ginger, not her real name, she’s a girl from Scotland that I’ve been talking to.

When will I ever learn?

Anyway, we were talking about how our parents could reduce us down to teenage level. So does this job, it reduces me down to listening to Punk again and muttering about rebellion.

And I’m 35.

(Source: Spotify)

10.05.13

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#Scotland #Ginger #dead kennedys #kill the poor #punk rock #rebellion

PLEASE

v-d-l:

If you watch community tonight May 9th, 2013. In fact if you even just have it on mute in the background, I WILL BAKE YOU FOOD… and then I will eat it and you can live vicariously through me.

09.05.13

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You know I often wondered if cell phone photographer (on call for sext’s and selfies) was a real thing.

08.05.13

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#amy schumer #sext #iphone #iphonography