Well I’m glad that’s sorted.
After decades of explosions, car crashes, leaping out of tall buildings and being repeatedly killed in the most gruesome and unpleasant ways imaginable, you’d probably give anything for a taste of the quiet life.
But this former professional stuntman has taken things to the extreme, trading in his high-flying career for the life of a virtual hermit as the only resident of a tiny abandoned tidal island off the Irish coast.
Omey is where I belong
Source: Daily Mail
To you Isaac. I’m sorry you came in under such rough circumstances, and I’m sorry you had to leave us so soon.
Oh dear god no, anyone but Baz.
To be fair if they did that to me I’d tell them anything they want before the first chorus.
Because they suck.
No wonder it took her so damn long to get Voyager home.
And nephews if you’re seeing this, I triple dog dare you guys to see if I’m bluffing.
Oh good, I hope to see the trailer when I catch that double billing of Ghostbusters 3 and The Day The Clown Cried.
So 20 years ago today Kurt Cobain died.
We all have our memories of where were were when we first heard. It was my generations JFK assassination.
Like all slackers and Gen X’ers I miss the guy. After he died there was a sense of giving up and cynicism among my age group.
So I miss the possibility of what could have been more than the man sometimes. I imagine if he didn’t die there could be a decent rock band in the billboard charts right now. Who knows what could have happened. In seriousness it would have been a possibility that Bush might not have been elected.
So that’s how I want to eulogize him, although my 16 year old self would murder me.
So raise your glasses all:
To Kurt Cobain, because of you we have Nickelback and Miley Cyrus on the radio. Thanks a lot buddy.
Need some motivation for your run? Now you can have zombies chase you. - Inside The Crazy Google Glass Fitness App That Makes You Run For Your Life
Well that’s one use for Google Glass.
That, Plus This:
Just in case you have a spare 45 minutes, and a tab or two of LSD.
Saved by the Bell” has aired on TBS nonstop since 1992.
In an interview on the set of a movie he was filming in Romania, Seagal told Russian media that he backs Russian President Vladimir Putin’s “desire to protect the Russian-speaking people of Crimea, his assets, and the Russian Black Sea military base in Sevastopol…is very reasonable.”
Seagal called the current U.S. policy in the region “idiotic.”
Yeah ok, that’s whatever. I could see Seagal liking Putin, they’re both pretend tough guys.
Putin and the American actor reportedly bonded over Putin’s love of martial arts. Seagal told the Times that he will assist the Russian leader in a Soviet-style initiative promoting physical fitness in Russia called “Ready for Labor and Defense.”
Wait a sec… whoah whoah whoah. Really?
This used up fat fucking fraud who is a piece of untalented shit wants to help out getting Russia in shape?
Hey Putin, you know another American that could do a better job?
Any fucking one of us. Also I know this is a little cliche but can you take Justin Bieber too?